2:08 - Hello, There

Amelia and Desireé discuss "Rose" season 2 episode 8 of The Vampire Diaries. They’re both overjoyed about a specific characters arrival. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:04

Hello, listener. Welcome back to Barbie Vamps. It's Okay to Love Them All podcast. Each week we'll sink our teeth into every episode of the Vampire Diaries, relive the drama, romance, twists, and supernatural goodness with us. I'm your host, Amelia, and I might butcher and mispronounce this company's name, but I'm obsessed with those Yasso bars right now, those Greek yogurt bars. I will eat 10 a day, maybe more. Ten is gracious. I want so many of those all the time. I want one right now. I wish I was having one right now. And this is your other host, Desiree. What's up guys? Welcome back.

SPEAKER_05 0:36

I too am actually having a fixation with um popsicles. Specifically the Jolly Rancher flavor popsicle from Popscole brand. Um, it is summertime about to be, it pretty much is, and I can't get enough of them right now.

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What's your flavor?

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What's your flavor? Tell me what's your flavor. Um so the Jolly Rancher Popscool has a bunch of the flavors in it. So which one's your favorite? Oh, watermelon. Hands down.

SPEAKER_01 1:02

Sugar high.

SPEAKER_05 1:03

Oh yeah, come on, Mary.

SPEAKER_01 1:05

Um, yes. I'm obsessed with the also um chocolate chip like cookie dough.

SPEAKER_05 1:12

So good.

SPEAKER_01 1:12

And the coffee one's really good too, but the chocolate chip cookie dough one is like, oh, hits the spot.

SPEAKER_05 1:17

Hits the spot.

SPEAKER_01 1:18

I feel like I wish I could do a half and half. Like split half this flavor, half this flavor at the same time. It would be gold.

SPEAKER_05 1:24

You know what else has been hitting lately is um ice cream sandwiches. Good old-fashioned traditional ones the traditional ones, like from the cardboard box that you get, like 20 for a dollar ninety nine. Yep. Dude, they're so good. I haven't had one in so long. And when I was picking up my popsicles because I hadn't had a popsicle in so long, I was like, it was hot. Girl, it's been two days. It's been two days. Um, but I was like, I want a popsicle, and I couldn't tell you the last time I had eaten or purchased a popsicle in my life. Um, and then so I went to when I got them, I was like, Oh, these are so good. And when I ate them all and I was like, I gotta go get more. And so when I went to go get more, I was like, hey, who's this little slut down here? This ice cream sandwich looking at me?

SPEAKER_01 2:08

Here I'm not blue on them.

SPEAKER_05 2:09

So I picked them up and I was like, God fucking Christ, why are these so good? And they're literally plastic, but they're so good.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

I understand. I like the um, as far as popsicles are popsicles are concerned, I really like the outshine ones, the strawberry outshine. Those are not good. Those are my jam. I haven't had one of those in probably a good six years. Yeah. But the the yeah, those freaking frozen yogurt bars, I'm just like, put them in my veins, you guys. Put them in my veins.

SPEAKER_05 2:41

Put it in my veins.

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Anyway, grab your vervain, pour a drink, and let's dive in. Desiree, who give us the who's and the what's it's of this people behind the scenes.

SPEAKER_05 2:50

This is uh season two, episode eight, Rose. Um it was give me a second, guys. I'm not prepared.

SPEAKER_01 3:04

It's okay. I have a little surprise for you at the end of the episode.

SPEAKER_05 3:07

Oh, that's exciting.

SPEAKER_01 3:09

You're because you forgot. We said we were gonna do it in this episode, and then I forgot.

SPEAKER_05 3:13

And then I remember no idea what's happening.

SPEAKER_01 3:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:15

Um let's see. It originally aired you guys November 4th, 2010. It was written by Brian Young, and it was directed by Liz Forbes. No. That'd be funny. Uh Liz Friedlander. Friedlander? Friedlander. Um, yeah, so that's what's going on in this episode and who it was written and directed by. Tell us a little about it, Meals.

SPEAKER_01 3:38

Yeah, the description for this episode is Elena has been kidnapped. Guess who comes to save her? While they rescue her, they learn of some new hotties. Dude, do they ever do everything audience?

SPEAKER_05 3:52

God, do we ever?

SPEAKER_01 3:53

I'm actually today I'm wearing my men should apologize for not being Klaus Michelson shirt because we get to hear his name for the first time in this episode.

SPEAKER_05 4:01

And even though he's got a badass, bad, awful haircut, like Elijah still is fine as fuck.

SPEAKER_01 4:07

Oh, yeah, his haircut is so bad, but he's so hot. His personality shines through the bad hair.

SPEAKER_05 4:13

Well, let's get there. How do we open how do we open this boy bad boy up, Miel?

SPEAKER_01 4:18

We open into like vacancy of a car, like an SUV chilling, and another car pulls up, and that car is the person that kidnapped Elena at the masquerade ball, and he puts Elena in this other SUV trunk, and that actor Tom not it's not Tom Ford. Trevor, nope, his name in the show is Trevor. Something Ford. Oh my god, what's his name? Something Ford. And he was in a movie with Mandy Moore in 2003 called How to Deal.

SPEAKER_05 4:49

He was.

SPEAKER_01 4:50

And I had the fattest crush on him when I was 12 years old from that movie.

SPEAKER_05 4:54

It makes sense. I was like good looking guy.

SPEAKER_01 4:56

You're adorable, sir. So when he was in this years later that I watched it, I was like, oh my god, that's a guy from How to Deal. Because it's the only thing I think I've really experienced.

SPEAKER_05 5:04

He learned how to deal.

SPEAKER_01 5:05

He well, no, he helped Mandy Moore to deal.

SPEAKER_05 5:09

Well, yeah, I'm just saying now in his life, he's learned to deal.

SPEAKER_01 5:12

He's learned to deal. And uh he's the one in the car getting Elena delivered in the trunk. And then he's like, come here. To the deliverer. Come to the city. To the other guy.

SPEAKER_05 5:23

Closer.

SPEAKER_01 5:24

And then he eats him. Sure does. Kills him. Which is it's giving you, it's giving you this like like he doesn't have a daylight ring because he's like, come into the darkness of my SUV. Yep. I can't come to you. You come to me. It's like giving pick of destiny. Come here, so I can stab you. No.

SPEAKER_05 5:39

No.

SPEAKER_01 5:40

I'm not gonna do that.

SPEAKER_05 5:42

Let me facilitate it.

SPEAKER_01 5:43

Yeah, it's like that's that energy. But compulsion, you know. He was like, Oh, okay, I'll come closer. I can't help it. I'm being mind-controlled. Uh so we see Elena go into trunk and go off with this man. We don't know who he is yet.

SPEAKER_04 5:58

We don't.

SPEAKER_01 5:58

Um, and we see Jeremy fixing his terrible hair in the mirror. Like, Jeremy, there's no help for you. Get a buzz cut, do something else. We hate this.

SPEAKER_05 6:07

This still looks so beautiful though.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

And he's looking at Elena's room and it's perfectly made, like by a maid. It's like it's like hotel quality made bed.

SPEAKER_05 6:16

A teenage girl does not live there. Like it's such bullshit. I'm like, make the bed, but it's not gonna be fucking 90 degree corners.

SPEAKER_01 6:24

Like, yeah, like a hotel maid. Like, I'm like, this is like perfectly creased sheets with her cute little stuffed bear on the pillow case.

SPEAKER_05 6:33

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01 6:33

Yeah, it was it was not giving what my room was giving at that point in my life.

SPEAKER_05 6:38

God, no.

SPEAKER_01 6:39

I mean, granted, my life was definitely I was able to have a childhood. She was clearly deprived of some things, so she grew up really fast, but still, it took me a long time to learn how to make my bed every day. So it did not happen like that. That was not my room. My room was like, where's my floor? I'm not sure where my floor is. Has anyone seen it? Does it remember the color? I'm stepping on something, but it feels more like all of my clothes and magazines. Is that my teen beat? You know, what the fuck? You know, very different, very different vibes.

SPEAKER_05 7:12

Well, that's my history homework I couldn't find.

SPEAKER_01 7:14

Those were like goals. Like, if you watch shit like that as a teenager, I'd look at those rooms that they're like perfectly like perfect. Yeah. And I'd be like, oh my god, I wish that my room looked like that. But and then I'd be like getting dressed and I'd be just throwing shit.

SPEAKER_05 7:26

Yeah, I'd be like, it's a not happening.

SPEAKER_01 7:28

It's not happening. It's a it's a pipe dream. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 7:30

So Elena's clearly didn't sleep there.

SPEAKER_01 7:32

Clearly.

SPEAKER_05 7:33

And Jeremy's like, huh, suspicious, but not gonna be too suspicious, but it's a little suspicious.

SPEAKER_01 7:38

Well, yeah, in his mind, which we find out when he sees Stefan at school.

SPEAKER_05 7:41

He's like, oh, Elena didn't know you guys are back together sleeping over shit.

SPEAKER_01 7:44

Yeah, he's like, oh my god, you guys are back together. That's great. Stefan's like, what are you talking about? No, we're not. Stefan's concern is instantaneous.

SPEAKER_05 7:51

Sexy.

SPEAKER_01 7:52

And sexy. Isn't he where like the black hoodie with the zip-up hoodie? I was like, somebody punch me in the face.

SPEAKER_05 7:57

An American apparel hoodie.

SPEAKER_01 7:58

Somebody punch me in the face. Literally knocked me in face. So fucking good. Okay, I know. I just anyway, he's concerned because Jeremy's like, oh yeah, and he's like, no, she was not with me, sir. With me, she was not. So now they have now they have some concern, I guess. Because oh, also Jeremy says that her car is still at uh Miss uh Lockwood.

SPEAKER_05 8:21

Miss Lockwood's house. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:23

She's at Miss Lockwood's, so um then she's not there, but her car is there.

SPEAKER_05 8:29

And that's suspicious. So now we're getting full suspicion now. Now everybody's not a little suspicious.

SPEAKER_01 8:34

Now everybody's everybody's scared now.

SPEAKER_05 8:36

We're in full suspicion mode.

SPEAKER_01 8:38

Yes, that's where we're at.

SPEAKER_05 8:39

Everybody's gonna say suspicious.

SPEAKER_01 8:42

Please. Suspish. Say it a little different.

SPEAKER_05 8:46

Suspish?

SPEAKER_01 8:47

There you go. Okay. Um, so Caroline's getting ready for school with her really skinny scarf.

SPEAKER_05 8:53

Duh.

SPEAKER_01 8:54

I think we all had one of those. We all did.

SPEAKER_05 8:55

That we wrapped around our neck and had it dangle in front of us. We all did.

SPEAKER_01 8:59

It's so I had multiple. It was such a look that we loved so much. Oh my god. And when I look back on it and I watch her wear it, I'm like, oh.

SPEAKER_05 9:11

But we watched that at one point and dressed like that at one point and was like, cute. Yeah. We did.

SPEAKER_01 9:18

I think I had the exact one she's wearing in this episode, honestly. Um yeah, it looks great. Anyway, so she's getting ready and she's talking to Damon about Sarah and how she lied to everybody about how it went down.

SPEAKER_05 9:29

With Tyler and the killing of those, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:32

Yeah, the Sarah. So, right? That's her name.

SPEAKER_05 9:34

Sarah.

SPEAKER_01 9:35

Sarah. Yeah. And how um she was just like, well, vampire like werewolf lane basically leads to vampire town. So I'm not gonna, I'm gonna cover it up. Yeah. She did. She was thinking on her feet. She's fucking amazing. I thought it was great. She is not getting, she never gets her flowers, I swear. Never they're like, Ditzy little Caroline. I'm like, she fucking handled that like a boss. She sure did. I'm just saying, she handles everything really. She's a brilliant genius. Genius. She is. She's a genius. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 10:12

Brilliant genus.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

I can't say words.

SPEAKER_05 10:14

It's okay. We never claimed we were geniuses.

SPEAKER_01 10:16

No, I did not claim that. I did not. I also woke up with a fiery headache today. So I'm living on a dream and Advil.

SPEAKER_05 10:23

Amen.

SPEAKER_01 10:24

Um, so anyway, Damon's like, listen, Caroline, that's great. You can't tell him about vampires because they can kill vampires, so he cannot know that that is what we are, and you also cannot be friends with him. And she's like, okay, I get it. And she's scared of him, and it makes me so upset. I know. Because I'm like, Damon's getting all this like almost like accolades and like love from like Elena now, like we're forgetting everything he's just done. I'm being like, it's fine. And then there's Caroline still being very afraid of him because of what sh what he's done, who he is, what he's done specifically to her.

SPEAKER_05 10:57

Specifically to her. Like, come on.

SPEAKER_01 10:59

Come on. Come on, guys. And so her fear of him is like, oh yeah, guys, remember Damon's a dick. Yeah, Damon's mean guy. And he's like literally up in her face, kind of threatening her. Who is Elena's best friend? You know who wouldn't do that?

SPEAKER_05 11:10

Stefan. Because he's perfect.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

I mean, I'm just saying he wouldn't be like, oh, the love of my life's best friend. I'm just gonna go threaten her really quick. Yep. No, I'm gonna be respectful and kind because this is the person my by the one I love loves, so I'm gonna treat them with love. Yep. Because that's what we'd be doing. But Damon's like crazy. No, Damon's a lot right now, you know? And I get why he's afraid, so he's like slightly projecting and making her afraid because he's afraid, but it's like, bro.

SPEAKER_05 11:38

Damon has a lot this episode.

SPEAKER_01 11:40

Yeah, and then he says, um Amy's body's in the bottom of a ravine, I believe.

SPEAKER_05 11:46

Yep, with a broken spine.

SPEAKER_01 11:48

It's really sad.

SPEAKER_05 11:49

If you want to give your mom a heads up. Yeah, like tell us a little tip for her to find a poor innocent girl's dead body.

SPEAKER_01 11:55

And I'm like, how exactly is she supposed to throw that hint to her mom and it not be weird?

SPEAKER_05 12:00

Hey mom, so for dinner tonight, I'm working in lasagna. And oh, by the way, I think there's like a dead body at the bottom of the ravine with like a cracked spine, but I don't know. So, um, do you want salad as well? Or like what?

SPEAKER_01 12:11

I would just I had a vision, but don't look into that.

SPEAKER_05 12:14

Don't I heard something about this? Where'd you hear it from? I just heard it around.

SPEAKER_01 12:22

No, I'm not okay.

SPEAKER_05 12:25

Where did you where were you?

SPEAKER_01 12:27

Just around. I was just like around. It was I was in Mystic Falls.

SPEAKER_05 12:32

Adjacent. Where? You know, that's a great just you know, around.

SPEAKER_01 12:39

Just around. So go check that out. Yeah, so like go look into it. Just go look into it. Don't worry about it. Maybe I'm wrong.

SPEAKER_05 12:45

Maybe I'm wrong.

SPEAKER_01 12:47

But if I'm not wrong, don't look into that. Just be like, great, we found her. That's great. Um, poor Amy and poor Sarah. Yeah. Poor girls. They were just teenage girls living their lives, and then they had to get involved with these people. Well, as actors, yes.

SPEAKER_05 13:03

Ugh.

SPEAKER_01 13:04

As actors, that's a great gig.

SPEAKER_05 13:06

Uh just to be it in the vicinity of Paul Leslie. As Stefan. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 13:13

My love for him has no bounce.

SPEAKER_05 13:16

It doesn't, yeah. It has no bounce. I'm with you.

SPEAKER_01 13:18

Uh so at the school, Tyler's walking through the halls, and there's all the sad stuff about Sarah and Amy missing, and Sarah's got the stuff at her locker for like memoriam stuff. It's very, very fucking sad. And uh Tyler's like, you know, he's going through it. I feel really bad for him. And he goes to get into his locker and he pulls the lock off because he's a strong.

SPEAKER_05 13:40

He's super superhuman strong now.

SPEAKER_01 13:44

He's like, I can at the moon. Ur a buddy.

SPEAKER_05 13:48

Urbuddy in the club helling at the mole.

unknown 13:51

Oh, there we go. That's the way to do it.

SPEAKER_05 13:53

It's a remix.

SPEAKER_01 13:55

Remix. Anyways.

SPEAKER_05 13:58

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:59

We're back with um Mr. Ford. I forgot his first name. Feel bad about it. Should maybe look like that. Yeah, just call him his character name. In the show, his name is Trevor.

SPEAKER_05 14:08

There you go.

SPEAKER_01 14:08

And he's carrying Elena. Uh like a baby. Like a baby to the couch. She's got the blood on her shirt still because when she was being attacked in the last episode, well, her well, through Catherine being attacked. Yeah, you know. Um, so she's still got like blood on her, and she's like, I'm hurt. What do you want with me? And I mean, I'm mocking, but like I would be terrified in the situation. And then like it was a very terrifying situation. And he's she's like, I'm hurt, and he's like, I know.

SPEAKER_05 14:34

Like he's like, I want a little taste.

SPEAKER_01 14:36

But give me a little and then Rose comes in, she's all badass, but Rose. This is the yes, she's the the main person that we're talking about. I'm surprised we named it this, actually. But anyway, because we don't learn about her yet, really.

SPEAKER_00 14:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:49

Um, but she's like, control yourselves, Tremor, for fuck's sake. And he listens to her. Like, there's some respect between the two of these people. You can see it right at the gate.

SPEAKER_05 14:58

Almost like 500 years worth of respect.

SPEAKER_01 15:00

Yeah, like maybe or something like that. Close to, close to, and there, she's cute with her terrible uh 2010 haircut that a lot of people have. I might have had a similar one. I was closer to the one that Reese Witherspoon had in Sweet Home Alabama.

SPEAKER_05 15:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:14

That was the one I went with.

SPEAKER_05 15:16

But I think my friends' short flippy outy, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:18

My friend had that haircut. It looked really good on her, but like looking back once again, I'm like, oh god, so bad. This isn't great.

SPEAKER_05 15:25

Does not age well.

SPEAKER_01 15:26

Yeah, some things don't. Some things do, some things don't.

SPEAKER_05 15:28

Yep, and that did not.

SPEAKER_01 15:30

No, it didn't. It didn't. But she's beautiful. That actress is insane. Like her face.

SPEAKER_05 15:34

She plays um Maggie in uh Walking Dead. And for any listeners, she plays Maggie in The Walking Dead.

SPEAKER_01 15:41

I recall seeing that on something. The internet is the something that I saw it on. So that's that thing. The world wide web. That's where I learned that tidbit of information. So dumb. Solid. Thanks. Um, anyway, but he's like, you can see Trevor's like looking at her and he's like, you look just like her. So we know it's about Catherine. Oh my god, we're not shocked at all that Elena's getting looped into doppelganger shit.

SPEAKER_05 16:08

Especially because if you guys remember a couple episodes ago, cat when Damon was walking Catherine in the tomb, she was like, You gotta be careful, they're coming for Elena. Danger, danger. Elena's in danger, and he's like, Yeah, whatever, shut up and close the tomb on her. And now he's like, Damon's like, Oh, maybe I should say something about this.

SPEAKER_01 16:28

Maybe a little bit, maybe a little kinda.

SPEAKER_05 16:31

This stupid bitch mentioned sombla.

SPEAKER_01 16:35

Woman, you know, somebody. Um, but anyway, Elena keeps asking, what do you want? What do you want? And Rose is like, for you to be quiet. And then Elena's like, what do you want?

SPEAKER_05 16:46

She's like, if you speak again, I'm gonna shut up or I'll shut you up, type of thing. And she was just like, okay, but I don't understand. She's like, I'll make you understand and knocks her out.

SPEAKER_01 16:54

Just slaps her closely and she just ends up back on the couch, all slapped.

SPEAKER_05 16:58

Yeah, all slapped.

SPEAKER_01 17:00

Freshly slapped.

SPEAKER_05 17:01

Knocked out, vampire slapped.

SPEAKER_01 17:03

Yeah, that would hurt. What am I hearing? The garage? Oh! I was scared. I was like, what am I what's happening in our lives right now?

SPEAKER_05 17:17

It took me a second.

SPEAKER_01 17:18

Okay, thank you for registering what we were experiencing. Okay, I think.

unknown 17:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:24

Anyway, um, so Stefan and Damon are talking outside the school. Stefan is clearly very concerned about where Elena is.

SPEAKER_05 17:32

Because he's a sweet pickle.

SPEAKER_01 17:33

He is a sweet pickle. And he's like, Is Catherine in the tomb, Damon? Is she in the tomb?

SPEAKER_05 17:39

Is the bitch there? Are we for real roll for Playfoot?

SPEAKER_01 17:41

Yes, I put her there. And he's like, Are you sure? Because you've been like obsessed with the bitch. So are we telling the bitch?

SPEAKER_05 17:46

I wouldn't blame you, Damon. It's been a hundred, I wouldn't blame you. Like trying to give him an out. And he was like, Bro, no, bitch isn't there. She's locked up. But she did mention something.

SPEAKER_01 17:57

Like, maybe she said something that I didn't tell you because I was like, nah, whatever.

SPEAKER_05 18:02

But the when I did lock her up though, because she is locked up, um, she mentioned something about Elena being in danger, but like, I'm not, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 18:09

I just thought, whatever, she's gonna be a lot of bitch. So it's fine. And Stefan's like, are you fucking kidding me right now?

SPEAKER_04 18:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:17

So he's like, well, I have to go deal with it. I have to find out what she knows to figure out what the fuck is going on. I have to find Elena. Yeah. And and Damon's like, but danger, and in some way. And Stefan's like, it's Elena. Yeah. Because he's hot and he'll do anything to get Elena. Yeah. Because he loves her.

SPEAKER_05 18:34

Damon's giving him all these things like it's dangerous, Stefan, and you could do this, and this could happen, and da da da da. And he just looks at him and there's a song called Long, not long, but like there's a good beat, and he's just like, it's Elena.

SPEAKER_01 18:47

It's Elena.

SPEAKER_05 18:48

And it's just like, okay.

SPEAKER_01 18:50

That's sexy, okay?

SPEAKER_05 18:52

It's sexy.

SPEAKER_01 18:53

He's like, oh, you mean something could happen to me? I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_05 18:57

In my head, he's saying, it's Desiree.

SPEAKER_01 18:59

In mine, it's it's Amelia.

SPEAKER_05 19:00

Elena.

SPEAKER_01 19:02

It's both of those. It's both of those. It's both of those. It's totally both of those.

SPEAKER_05 19:07

Yeah, so he's like, we gotta figure some shit out.

SPEAKER_01 19:09

Yeah. So he's gonna go on his way to go figure that out. Meanwhile, we get the name Elijah. Rose and Trevor are talking in quietness between themselves. And Elena's like, I'm gonna find out what they're telling. But I'm gonna get a little closer and see what they're saying. And they're talking about Elijah. We don't have to go through with this. We can just leave, says Trevor.

SPEAKER_05 19:31

They just want to be free. And she's like, No, I'm tired of running. Like, I want to be free.

SPEAKER_01 19:36

Yeah, she's fed up. It's been 500 years of running. And this is because of Trevor, by the way, you guys. Because of Trevor. And there's something to do with Elena because of looking like Catherine. Something with Catherine happened where they've been running from Elijah for 500 years. And uh Rosa's sick of it, quite frankly. She's had enough. She's done. And Trevor's scared for his fucking life. So he's like, actually, if we could just go, like, we don't have to we're just let I would rather live. Yeah. Even though it's been 500 years of them living, I realize that. I also do see in the in this way, like, have they really been living?

SPEAKER_05 20:12

Yeah, they've just been on the run.

SPEAKER_01 20:13

They're just on the run. Like they're like lot, they're alive, but they're not living.

SPEAKER_05 20:16

It's exactly what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 20:17

Which so even if like they continue to keep surviving, they're not living. And so she's like, I want to experience this life and not be constantly looking over my shoulder for this sexy man Elijah. And she does say that he's old school and he will respect, like he honors his word type of thing. Yeah, if he says he's gonna do something, if he says, hey, you're pardoned or whatever, he will do that.

SPEAKER_05 20:40

And he does.

SPEAKER_01 20:41

Yeah, he does. And then anyway, Stephman's like, first the first stop Stefan makes is to Bonnie, which is a smart step to make.

SPEAKER_05 20:49

It is smart.

SPEAKER_01 20:50

Because he's a smart man.

SPEAKER_05 20:52

He's got a good brain, he's got a good heart, he's got a good head of hair, good face, good body, good eyes, good skin, good eyelashes, good eyebrows, good follicles, pores, phalanges, toenails. It's all good.

SPEAKER_01 21:12

I bet it's all good.

SPEAKER_05 21:14

Hair good, face good, body good.

SPEAKER_01 21:18

So he's telling Bonnie we have to do something. She's frantic. She's like I don't know what the fuck we're doing, but she's like, wait, maybe I can do something. So she's like, maybe I can find Elena. Like I can't figure out why she's in danger, but maybe I can locate her. Locate her. So they go into like a classroom and they get like a map.

SPEAKER_05 21:35

And she's like a lark's classroom and it's like larks only have a few minutes, so go for it.

SPEAKER_01 21:41

Yeah, because he's the one that knows all the things and the mysteries and the supernatural. And so they put a map down and she gets Jeremy because they're related by the blood in their veins. Sure are. They're cousins. Sure are. So she like cuts him and like uses the blood in this like spell to the blood. Like drops on the map and it starts moving towards her where she is, yeah. Her place on the map. Yeah. And so Stefan's just sitting there worried as fuck. His face, he's just concerned. Yeah. He's like, I'm sweet as hell, and I'm concerned. And I'm you could see it in my sweet eyes. Yeah. My soul. I could see it in my soul.

SPEAKER_05 22:18

And they start talking about okay, that's where she's at, da da da. But Bonnie is having a little nosebleed that she tries to hide.

SPEAKER_01 22:23

Yeah, she's trying to hide her nose bleeding, and Jeremy's like, I'm coming with you. And Stefan's like, No, you're fucking not.

SPEAKER_05 22:29

But Damon's like, I will. And then he looks at him and he goes, It's Elena. So he shoves it right back in his face.

SPEAKER_01 22:36

Yeah, and I'm like, okay, Damon, now you're on board.

SPEAKER_05 22:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:40

And it's sweet.

SPEAKER_05 22:41

And it's sweet, but all right.

SPEAKER_01 22:42

But it's also it shouldn't be for to me in this moment, it shouldn't be it's Elena coming from Damon. It should be I'm being there for Stefan.

SPEAKER_03 22:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:51

Because his the person he loves has been taken, and my brother's hurting, and my brother's scared, and my brother needs help. 100%. And it should be I'm helping you, Stefan. Yep. 100%. But it's always it's Elena because it's this love triangle triangle dynamic. And I just don't respect that. And I'm sorry. Like maybe when I was 16 years old, I was like, oh my god, it's so cute, it's two men, name. And don't get me wrong, I still love a love triangle and it's toxic and it's fine. But I still think Damon should be there for Stefan specifically.

SPEAKER_05 23:20

I agree. I agree.

SPEAKER_01 23:22

That's my thoughts.

SPEAKER_05 23:24

So we're getting a little brother road trip.

SPEAKER_01 23:26

We are. Meanwhile, Tyler approaches Caroline at the school and he's like, How do you know what I am? And she's like, What do you mean? Bye, bye.

SPEAKER_05 23:35

Yeah, she's playing dumb.

SPEAKER_01 23:36

And so she leaves. And then he's playing basketball. He's playing hoopsie balls. He's like, sports, ball, sports. I like all the sports. Yep. He's dribbling the ball and he's playing the ball and all the boys are doing it. And then he spots Caroline. Yeah. And so he's like, follows her, and he's like, How do you know what I am for real? Why are you lying to me? Stop keeping things for me. She's like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, boy. And then he's like, dun, and gets all up in her, and then she like twists his fucking arm and like manhandles the guy. And he's like, You're stronger than me. She's like, Well, I didn't do anything. What do you mean? I'm so light and dainty. I'm a cheerleading dainty little blonde.

unknown 24:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:11

He's just very frustrated. So he kicks or punches, punches or kicks, does it?

SPEAKER_05 24:17

Kicks.

SPEAKER_01 24:17

Kicks the trash can that like dents it clear across the punts that like parking lot area. And it's like, whoa.

SPEAKER_05 24:24

And everyone's like, oh, look at Tello, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 24:26

And it's sad because he's just like standing there. He's like, I can't handle this. This is too much for me. He's like really upset.

SPEAKER_05 24:31

And the only person who knows what's going on, he has no contact with.

SPEAKER_01 24:34

Yeah, he's dead. Yeah, and he's like, Caroline clearly knows something, and she's stronger than me, and she did these things. She knew my cut was fine, and she's not talking to me, and I'm freaking the fuck out of freaking. So I feel for him. I feel for him. 100% feel for him in this. I feel bad for Tyler. I feel for the tie tie. Tyler in season two is he's good. He's good. He's good. I don't mind. Anyway, Stefan and Damon are road tripping brothers. They're road tripping.

SPEAKER_05 24:58

That are road tripping, that was correct.

SPEAKER_01 25:00

Yeah, and they're and Stefan's going through things that he got from Alaric for like vampire hunting. Also, last week when I was trying to think of the word for hunter that I was thinking of, I was thinking Van Helsing. I was like Van Helsing stuff. And I don't know why I couldn't get to that reference in my mind. I couldn't figure out why. I couldn't even realize it was a reference, but that was what I was looking for. And I just wanted to clear that up.

SPEAKER_05 25:21

I didn't realize you were going off of like you wanted a specific name.

SPEAKER_01 25:24

Me neither.

SPEAKER_05 25:25

I thought you were talking about the term.

SPEAKER_01 25:27

Same. So I was lost. My brain had failed me. It was like batteries dead.

SPEAKER_05 25:33

I guarantee if you would have been like, no, it's like a name, I couldn't have.

SPEAKER_01 25:35

You could have gotten you would have totally gotten there. But I didn't. I was like, what am I thinking? And then I, when I was listening back to it, because I make the clips and stuff, I was like, oh, I was thinking Van Helsing.

SPEAKER_05 25:46

That's amazing. It came to me. At least it came to you.

SPEAKER_01 25:48

It did come to me, which is very satisfying.

SPEAKER_05 25:50

So satisfying.

SPEAKER_01 25:51

And so anyway, he's getting all his Van Helsing goods and he has these Vervain grenade launches and all these little goodies and treats for killing vampires. So it's fun for them.

SPEAKER_03 26:01

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 26:02

And um anyway, they're basically assuming and putting together the pieces that it's clearly from someone's uh from someone from Catherine's past. Someone from Catherine's past.

SPEAKER_00 26:11

Right.

SPEAKER_01 26:12

Which is, you know, gonna be fun for them. Which obviously, guys, when you put Catherine away, there was no fucking way you thought this was over because clearly she's there for a reason. Getting a werewolf, she's getting a stone. What do you think all these things are for?

SPEAKER_05 26:25

Come on.

SPEAKER_01 26:26

And then leaving the stone with her.

SPEAKER_05 26:28

It was the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_01 26:30

What was the point?

SPEAKER_05 26:32

Exactly. It was the stupidest decision.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

Did they have they even said why they've done that? I hope they bring it up. I hope they have like a dumb explanation, even if it's dumb. Like say something about why you would leave that with her, because I don't remember that. And it's really stupid. But anyway, I digress on that. But at the end of the day, you guys know she's here for something, and she's collecting things and she's looking for things. So you know this is a plan of the thing. There's no way that something is not coming. So sorry. 100%. Sorry. But anyway, Stefan does thank Damon for helping him out.

SPEAKER_03 27:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:03

And he's just like, you know, are you here for me? Like the bro your little brother? Or are you here for Elena? And Damon doesn't really respond to it. He kind of is avoidant.

SPEAKER_05 27:13

For sure.

SPEAKER_01 27:14

Um, and Stefan's like, okay. And then Damon gets all threatening and he's like, I can turn this car around. And Stefan's like, yeah. But you don't you're not gonna.

SPEAKER_05 27:23

So it's Elena. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 27:27

Poor Stefan. I know I also feel bad for Damon in the sense that no one's choosing him. I do feel bad for him in that sense. That sucks. But Stefan also has the same situation.

SPEAKER_03 27:38

Look at your actions, Damon.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

I'm sorry, I'm gonna sit straight up in my chair right now. I'm gonna have words, says Desiree.

SPEAKER_05 27:46

No, like I get what you're saying. No, I know. But Liz, his actions, no. The shit he has pulled, how he's he killed her brother. I can't. I'm sorry. Like, I yes, no one's choosing you, Damon. Look at your actions. Like, my guy. I know. What are you talking about? Quit this fucking pity party. You want shit to change? Change yourself.

SPEAKER_01 28:09

Well, I don't know if Catherine would have chosen him, even if he was a better, because he was really nice as a human. He was great.

SPEAKER_05 28:14

Well, yeah, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about right now.

SPEAKER_01 28:16

No, and I'm just saying Catherine is also a part of my equation. It's like Catherine dipped and chose Stefan. Elena choosing Stefan is different because she didn't fucking know Damon when she fell in love with Stefan.

SPEAKER_00 28:27

Nope.

SPEAKER_01 28:28

Like she was already in a fully committed relationship when she got to know Damon really. Yeah. Yes, she met. But they didn't get to know each other. She was like, I don't know you. You're just this guy that I like's brother. Exactly.

SPEAKER_05 28:42

So it's like And you're kind of a dickhole and you've done awful shit to my best friend and to me. And I'm not handling it.

SPEAKER_01 28:49

No, yeah. So it's like I don't you're impeding. And one of the scenes in this actually bugs me, but they're they're impeding on Stefan's relationship. It's not like we met this girl at the same exact time and we got to know her equally, and she's making a decision. If I developed a relationship with this person and now you're coming in and being like, I'm interested too. Fucked. No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 29:12

Nope, that's not how it works.

SPEAKER_01 29:13

No, you become interested too, then you go, ah, just kidding, because you are already with somebody.

SPEAKER_05 29:17

Guess what? You have feelings? Cool, that's valid. Your feelings are valid. Can't do anything.

SPEAKER_01 29:21

You can't have Jesse's girl.

SPEAKER_05 29:22

Yeah, you can't.

SPEAKER_01 29:23

Sorry.

SPEAKER_05 29:24

You may wish, but you can't.

SPEAKER_01 29:25

You may wish, but it's not happening. Um, so anyway, Jeremy and Bonnie are hanging out, they're connecting, they're bonding.

SPEAKER_05 29:32

We're seeing that there's like a romance blooming here.

SPEAKER_01 29:35

Yeah, something's going on. Jeremy has a little crushy crush. So does Bonnie. And he f he did, he looked up on the map where the blood landed, and he like like Google zoomed basically. Yeah. And there was only one property in that area, which is very lucky. Yeah. Because they don't have to bounce to different house, house, house, house, house. They're like, oh, it's just this one place, go. Go to this one place.

SPEAKER_03 29:55

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 29:55

Uh, and it's very like abandoned looking, it's like mansion-y looking, like abandoned, creepy, dusty.

SPEAKER_04 30:01

Old like plantation type thing.

SPEAKER_01 30:03

Yeah. And so they have one place to go. So Jeremy did that on the back end, which is really helpful. Yeah. So they're that Damon and Stefan know exactly where they're driving to.

SPEAKER_03 30:10

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 30:11

And he's um he's concerned because he's a he wants to be a part of it. He wants to be looking for his sister. I think so. Bonnie's like, listen, something I can do is I can get her a message. So she writes on like a little notebook paper, Stefan and Damon are coming for you or whatever, heartbee. And she does a little magic y woo-woo and it like lights on fire and disappears. And then and then it poofs. And then she's like, kind of feeling, you know, like completely out of it. And then she passes out, and Jeremy's like, oh my god, Bonnie. And that's what happens in that scene. Yep. And Bonnie's passed out and she keeps bleeding from the nose.

SPEAKER_05 30:46

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 30:47

Bloody noses are really dramatic in movies and TV. And so every time I get bloody nose, because I get like bad bloody noses because you know, I just dry, I'm dry. Like my hands, they be dry, my scalp be dry. Everything's dry. Yeah. Uh I have dry screen, screw screen, everything today. It's a good thing. Anyway, I have dry skin, so I'll age beautifully. Um, but yeah, so I get bloody noses, and I'm always like, oh my god. In a movie, it would be like, is she ill? She has disease. What disease does she have? She needs to go to the doctor. She needs to go to the doctor immediately. Something's wrong. You know? It's always dramatic in a show.

SPEAKER_05 31:24

No, no, no. She's she's fine. She's first master. She's phosphato.

SPEAKER_01 31:31

Fosmatos, phosmatos.

SPEAKER_05 31:32

She's fine.

SPEAKER_01 31:33

She's fine. Everybody's just fine. It's cool. Chill. It's just a little blood. It's a little blood. The vampire's been loving it. Anyway, Elena's up. Everybody's up. Rose is going through some stuff. And Elena's like, why am I here though? Like, could you just like tell me? And she's like, I'm gonna fucking talk to you. And she's like, but like you already have me here, so could you just tell me what's up? Yeah. Which I get. I get it. Can I just know why the fuck I'm here?

SPEAKER_05 31:57

If I'm gonna die anyways, can you just fucking let me know?

SPEAKER_01 31:59

Like, yeah, and Rose is just like, I'm a delivery service, and that's when Elena's like, Elijah? And she's like, Oh, you've been snooping, you've been listening in, girl.

SPEAKER_05 32:07

And she this is where we first hear the drop of the originals. The originals. So exciting.

SPEAKER_01 32:14

I'm so excited because it's one of the best parts of this fucking series is the fucking originals. Yeah, their introduction is fire, and she's obsessed with them. Um, so she brings it up, she calls them the originals, because that's they're often called their original vampires. And she talks about how she knew Lexi and how Lexi tried to set her up with Stefan because he was one of the good ones. But Rose does admit she had a thing for the bad boys. So we'll see that coming up later.

SPEAKER_05 32:41

We sure will.

SPEAKER_01 32:42

Um, but yeah, she's basically saying she's been running. She does tell Elena she's been running for 500 years and she's done. And in order to not run anymore, she has to negotiate with these old ass vampires. And um, Elena's that negotiation, and she talks about the sun and the moon curse, and she's talking about vampire education and how Stefan and Damon are not teaching Elena enough. But Elena does know about the curse, so she's impressed.

SPEAKER_05 33:06

Yeah, she's like, I see too much. And she's like, What's that?

SPEAKER_01 33:08

Yeah, and she's like, Well, I thought it was the moonstone because everybody keeps talking about this moonstone, and she's like, No, that binds the curse. You need to die. She's like, the doppelganger has to die to break the sun and the moon curse, is what we get the big drama drama bomb that happens in this episode from Rose. And Elena's like, Oh, that's me. Great.

SPEAKER_05 33:28

Yeah, that's that's me.

SPEAKER_01 33:29

That's unfortunate that you're saying these words to me that that's what's happening. Okay, okay, cool. Yeah, so that's fun for her. Um, yeah, she's happy about it.

SPEAKER_05 33:43

She's super excited.

SPEAKER_01 33:44

Who wouldn't be though? You know, she's already been taken. She's gonna just die for some curse to break. Yeah. It's great news.

SPEAKER_05 33:52

She's really excited. She also doesn't think anybody's coming for her yet. Like she doesn't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_01 33:57

No, she knows that uh Elijah's her worst nightmare.

SPEAKER_05 34:01

Yep. He's coming for her.

SPEAKER_01 34:03

Yeah, and apparently he's big and bad and scary.

SPEAKER_05 34:05

And he is.

SPEAKER_01 34:06

He is. It's kind of hot.

SPEAKER_05 34:07

It's so hot.

SPEAKER_01 34:08

Because he's bad and scary in a sexy way.

SPEAKER_05 34:13

He's like, I'm gonna break your neck, but in a sexy way. In a sexy gentlemanly way.

SPEAKER_01 34:18

And here's a handkerchief.

SPEAKER_05 34:19

And I'll do it with honor.

unknown 34:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:22

He'll make a man out of you.

SPEAKER_05 34:24

God, I'll make he can, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:26

Yeah, I can't. I cannot. Anyway, so Caroline gets home, it's kind of quiet. She's like, Mom, mom. And it's like kind of creepy, but it's why you know they're making it creepy, but really she's just while you're on her house. But the music's creepy, the setting is creepy, and then Tyler's like there. And he's like, I know what you are, and you're dodging me. And like, stop changing the subject, Caroline. And Carolyn Lyons, like, what's up, bro? And he's like, You're a werewolf. Say it. And she just starts laughing, which is so sad, poor Tyler. But then he like goes to like, I don't know, like attack her almost, like pin her, and she's like, ah yeah, fuck that. Yeah. And so she gets the upper hand, and then her vamp face happens. And he's like, he like pulls back and he's like on the ground, like crawling away, like looking at her, like, what the fuck? And she's like, Yeah, so I'm adorable now. Yep. She was like this big bad scary thing, and then she's like, I'm Caroline. Yeah, so cute. And she's like, Yeah, so I'm not a werewolf. In case that wasn't clear.

SPEAKER_05 35:28

Yeah. But don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_01 35:32

So yeah, she's like, Don't even think about it, don't talk about it, it's fine.

SPEAKER_05 35:35

Just I'm not a werewolf, okay?

SPEAKER_01 35:36

But you I'm not that, you are that. So yeah, she showed him, even though Damon earlier today said not to show. But you know what? He's coming at her hot, okay? And she's like, what do I do here? And she does feel bad for the guy. And laughing at him is sad because poor Tyler, like he said earlier, he can't handle this.

SPEAKER_05 35:56

It was funny.

SPEAKER_01 35:57

It was funny. She's like, I'm not a werewolf, okay? I'm not a dog. Calm down. Bitch. I think in the book she is.

SPEAKER_05 36:04

Caroline's a werewolf.

SPEAKER_01 36:05

I think so, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 36:06

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_01 36:07

I know. So it's like a little, like a cute little nod to the books.

SPEAKER_05 36:12

We wouldn't have Barbie vamps if she was a werewolf.

SPEAKER_01 36:15

We wouldn't. We'd be Barbie wolves.

SPEAKER_05 36:17

Barbie wolves.

SPEAKER_01 36:19

Aww. Um, so Trevor's uh talking to Rose, he's very concerned. He's like specifically, he pissed them off. Yeah. He's the reason the originals are after them. And he trusted Catherine. And he should not have trusted Catherine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:37

Which is a theme. Shocking.

SPEAKER_01 36:39

It's a theme.

SPEAKER_04 36:39

I'm shocked.

SPEAKER_01 36:40

She's beautiful and manipulative and easy to love, apparently, because everyone on the planet loves Catherine at some point.

SPEAKER_05 36:46

Yeah, she's got some sort of like siren power, I swear.

SPEAKER_01 36:49

Yeah, I know. Everyone's like, Catherine, I love you. Because we'll find out later that another man also loves Catherine.

SPEAKER_05 36:54

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 36:55

Uh so anyway, he is it. We are learning that Trevor is kind of the reason, and Rose just is his best friend and loyal and with him through all of this. And helping the guy out. And that makes sense why he's more scared because he's the one that gone fucked up in the originals. Um, Jeremy's worried about Bonnie, meanwhile, because she's passed out from her spelly spell, and she's all unconscious and shit. And then she wakes up and he's like, bro, you were unconscious.

SPEAKER_05 37:22

Yeah. She's like, there's nothing.

SPEAKER_01 37:24

He's like, oh my god. And she's like, well, listen, um, witchcross, what am I okay today? You're fine. I can't say any word correctly. Oh weekend. Oh my gosh, bro. It's concerning me. Okay, so witchcraft enunciate. Witchcraft limits. There's limits to it. And that um, you know, it killed her grandma basically, and like the things that happen to witches is they if they exude too much of their power, essentially they they die. And so it's a weakness. And she's like, I don't want anybody to know that because there are certain people that can hurt me, and I don't want them to know that they have an upper hand on me at all. And Jeremy's like, Oh, you mean Damon?

SPEAKER_05 38:06

I was just aka Damon.

SPEAKER_01 38:08

And she's like, Yeah, other people too, but like, yeah, Damon.

SPEAKER_05 38:11

But yeah, but basically, basically Damon.

SPEAKER_01 38:13

I'm like, Jeremy, good, you're learning that Damon is the problem. Yeah. Stop hanging out with the guy.

SPEAKER_05 38:17

Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 38:18

The man that killed you because he was having a fucking tantrum.

SPEAKER_05 38:21

Literally throwing a tantrum.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

Throwing a fucking literal tantrum, this guy.

SPEAKER_05 38:24

Like a child. And was like, I'm just gonna kill you.

SPEAKER_01 38:27

I mean, I don't know how we're all over this. I don't understand. I'm not over it.

SPEAKER_05 38:31

I don't know how they are. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 38:33

I don't get it. I'm like, okay. He's I love Damon, I do. But I don't think he's as redeemable in that way.

SPEAKER_03 38:44

Hell no.

SPEAKER_01 38:44

Like clo Okay, I can't get into the subjects I want to get into. I'm gonna miss that. I'm gonna just shut myself up. Soundtrack, we'll get there. Okay. Those are coming. Anyway, uh, Elena. Meanwhile, while Bonnie's disclosing all this to Jeremy, Elena does receive her message.

SPEAKER_03 38:58

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 38:58

It's very sweet. She's all curled up on the couch with her converse and her like tight like Hollister tea. And yeah. Anyway, she's good, she's got the message. So that's a little bit comforting for me.

SPEAKER_05 39:07

She knows that Damon and Steph are on their way.

SPEAKER_01 39:09

And Damon and Stefan are driving a really hot car with their hot faces on a road, really long time, get to the house.

SPEAKER_05 39:18

It's great. I enjoyed that a lot. I didn't have anywhere I was going. Someone gets to the house before they do, though.

SPEAKER_01 39:24

Oh, wait, where is that? Is that happening yet?

SPEAKER_05 39:26

Oh, maybe maybe I'm not on the same page as you.

SPEAKER_01 39:28

I mean we could jump to it and go back. No, go back to your whatever. Oh, okay. I'm just reading my handy dandy notebook. Okay, um, as in date. Um date. As in date. They're getting close to the house, basically. Um and they're drinking their little blood bags out of their straws. It's weird. But better than drinking out of people. Anyway, um, he's like, gives some of the because Stefan's like, oh, you're drinking some of that blood. Can I have some of that blood?

SPEAKER_05 39:53

Stefan's microdosing.

SPEAKER_01 39:54

He's micro-dosing. And and Damon's like, oh my god, that's so cute. When it'd be big and bad for your girl. And he's like, No, I've been drinking it like every day. And Damon's like, Does Elena know? Like that you be drinking that blood? And he's like, Yeah, I've been drinking from Elena. And you can see that Damon doesn't like this. Like it's like a like blood sharing is like a thing. I guess it's a little romantic. They make blood sexual in certain ways and romantic in certain ways. And so Damon's like, Oh, how romantic. Jealous much?

SPEAKER_05 40:22

So fucking jealous. It's makes me uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_01 40:25

Anyway, he yeah, and Stefan's just like basically acknowledging that Elena and the love he has for her gave him something to live for. And I think they did that for each other. I think Elena felt lost after her parents died, and he was lost being a vampire, being a ripper, like his limitations, and they just found each other and were like, oh, life is worth living. Life is worth sunshine, rainbows, and butterflies, and blood bags. And blood bags. Exactly.

SPEAKER_05 40:53

So romantic.

SPEAKER_01 40:54

So romantic. Now Trevor is like still at the house, still saying, I can't do this. I'm scared. He's just the whole time. He's like, I don't want to. I don't want to. And don't blame you. I'm terrified too. But anyway, Rose is like, we're family. We're forever family. Forever. And they're like, we got each other's back. We love each other. We are in this together. We're all in this together.

SPEAKER_04 41:16

Once you know that we are, we're all stars and we see that.

unknown 41:22

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 41:23

Exactly. So anyway, there's a knock on the door. Elijah! Who is it? And Elena looks at Trevor and she's like, You're scared.

SPEAKER_03 41:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:35

So that would mean for her, a five-year-old five-year-old.

SPEAKER_05 41:39

500-year-old vampire.

SPEAKER_01 41:41

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 41:42

Is terrified.

SPEAKER_01 41:43

A 500-year-old vampire is terrified. So you should be terrified, bitch. And she's feeling it. She is feeling it. She's like, oh fuck, what am I? What?

unknown 41:53

Huh?

SPEAKER_05 41:53

She does do a great job in the scene when she meets Eliza. Like she you can see her whole body like visibly shaking. Like she does a great job.

SPEAKER_01 41:59

She's Nina Tobrev is a I honestly think a very good actress. Yeah, she'd be great. Anyway, anyway, the door opens and he's all proper and he's in a suit and he like the way he walks, the way he speaks. Like, describe Elijah for us, Desiree.

SPEAKER_05 42:12

She is just a tall drink of water that exudes class and elegance, and he's in a tailored tux, and he always opens holds open a door for a woman. He always pulls out a seat. He always takes care of the check. He's that kind of guy. But also, if you're walking out and he has a date on his arm and you look at your date wrong, his date wrong, he's gonna fuck you the fuck up. In the most gentlemanly, calm, respectful slitting of a throat you'll ever see.

SPEAKER_01 42:47

Yeah, ever. That you'll ever see.

SPEAKER_05 42:48

It is, and you're like, he does it so well that you're just like, thanks, babe. Thanks for murdering him for me. Thank you. You're so attractive. Oh my god. And he'll gently wipe his hands on his handkerchief, put it away, and say, Shall we carry on? Mm-hmm. And he'll apologize for having to witness that. There's no slouching.

SPEAKER_01 43:08

He's no, there's no there's no pants sagging. No tailored. No, he's perfection. And he even he like when he sees Rose, full name. Yep. He says her full name. He's like, is there somewhere we can talk? He's like dignified.

SPEAKER_05 43:19

Yes, so dignity. It's like he's royal.

SPEAKER_01 43:21

Yeah, though, yeah. He gives royalty. He's just like real fuck.

SPEAKER_05 43:26

They are the royal family, in my opinion.

SPEAKER_01 43:28

They are. Okay. They are. Anyway, she's he's like sits down all regally. And he's like, go ahead. Like, tell me what's up.

SPEAKER_05 43:36

Yeah, what do you got?

SPEAKER_01 43:38

And she's like, Well, I'm tired of running, obviously. It's been a minute. And he's like, Well, I'm assuming it's about Catherine. Because when I heard from you, I would assume that's what this is about. She's like, Well, kind of. I found a doppelganger. And he's like impossible. That's impossible. I explained. Yeah. And she's like, Well, that was wrong, because there is one. And I he so he basically says he will grant her freedom. Will pardon her for what her her very specifically. He's very careful with his words. He always is.

SPEAKER_05 44:06

He's like, I will grant you your request.

SPEAKER_01 44:09

Mm-hmm. And he she, yeah, and so she's like, I found Catherine. She's alive. She survived everything that happened. Because to them, like she staged her death. So, in essence, some people really thought Catherine had died.

SPEAKER_03 44:20

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 44:21

And she's like, But there is this person. Oh, let me see it. Mm-hmm. So he he gives his word. And then he sees Elena. Like he they go into the room and he sees her and he like vamps to her really fast. And then he like gets really close to her. Oh. And he leans into her neck a little and like takes this big X. Like this big inhale. And uh it's it shouldn't be hot.

SPEAKER_05 44:49

But it is hot.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

Because it's followed up with hello there. And I'm like, flurgan, flurgen, flurgin' flaggin' flag.

SPEAKER_02 44:57

And then a gentle.

SPEAKER_01 44:58

I'm like, I can excuse how hot you are besides this hair that you have because of everything else that you are. Like I will look past this.

SPEAKER_05 45:06

Oh, I don't even see the hair.

SPEAKER_01 45:08

It's so hard. Um, but this gives us a key here. Now he is an original, so he's stronger, more powerful. There's things about originals, obviously. But we talk about, you know, the heartbeat a lot. Yeah and how how are they not noticing? Elijah came up, didn't listen for her heart.

SPEAKER_05 45:24

Just smelled her.

SPEAKER_01 45:25

Smelled her. So I'm like, what is that? What are we doing here? What does it all mean, Basil?

SPEAKER_05 45:31

Warm human blood, maybe.

SPEAKER_01 45:33

Yeah, like it's like there's a difference in scent between two. Maybe like a regular vampire, like maybe someone Stefan's age and strength level can't read that out. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 45:42

Maybe, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 45:43

But that's something I picked up on the fact that we always talk about how they're not noticing if Catherine's, you know, being Lena. Yeah, so I was like, that's a little toppy toppy kick.

SPEAKER_05 45:53

Because he knew she was human.

SPEAKER_01 45:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 45:56

From his sexy ass inhaling.

SPEAKER_01 45:57

From this inhaling of her neck face.

SPEAKER_05 45:59

And she was terrified because she was like, Oh, he's abite me.

SPEAKER_01 46:01

She's terrified. He bite me. Terrified.

SPEAKER_05 46:04

Yeah, she's a great, you see her because this is a close-up shot of the two of them, and you see her visibly like shaking. Like, she does a great job.

SPEAKER_01 46:13

Yeah. And uh while that's happening, while Elijah has arrived, Stefan and Damon have arrived at the spot they're gonna get out and start walking.

SPEAKER_04 46:20

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 46:21

Stefan's got all his goody hunter goodies, and Damon's like, whoa, you're just gonna walk in there? And Stefan's like, yeah, I'm gonna go save Lena. Yeah. And he's like, you could like die. And they're like 500 year old plus vampires who are pissed off and probably very strong. If you're just gonna walk in there, and Stefan's just like, can't think of a better reason to die. You can stay here though. Oh, so I'll go alone. I don't need you. I'm gonna do this. And I'm like, you're not thinking about that.

SPEAKER_05 46:47

It's all I want, is just a man to love me like that.

SPEAKER_01 46:49

Stefan's love.

SPEAKER_05 46:52

That's all I want.

SPEAKER_01 46:53

Like, should have poetry written about it. Okay, it's like it's insane. Like, I don't understand how there are Stefan haters. I sent you a video recently of a man hating on Stefan. I know. And I was like, I'm wrong. So mad.

SPEAKER_03 47:04

So wrong.

SPEAKER_01 47:05

You're wrong. I'm sorry that but you're wrong. And I will debate it with you. I will sit in a room with you and I will debate with you because I will go toe to toe with you. Because you're wrong. I won't hide from it because I'm right. And I have all the girls. I will. Anyway. Um, so Elijah's like, we gotta go. We have stuff to do. We're gonna go. We're gonna take Elena with me. It's fine. Anyway, Trevor's like meanwhile, behind them, and he's like, Hey, Elijah, like, I'm really sorry. I feel really bad.

SPEAKER_05 47:36

Pleading his case, this whole thing.

SPEAKER_01 47:39

And he's really sad. He's sorry and he's scared. And Rose is up like on the staircase standing, watching, and the message. And and Elijah's like, Well, listen, like, I can respect what Rose did because she was being loyal to you. Where was your loyalty, Trevor? And Trevor's like, I'm I'm so sorry. And he's like, I forgive you. And Trevor gives a slight smile.

SPEAKER_05 47:58

And then Elijah chops his head off.

SPEAKER_01 48:01

Clean off. With his hand. He cuts it off with his hand.

unknown 48:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:05

He just is free now. Rose's reaction was so sad.

SPEAKER_05 48:13

Yeah, she like screamed, cried. It was so.

SPEAKER_01 48:15

Oh, I mean, she's been run on the run with her best friend family for 500 years. The only person she's been with for 500 years. That would since that would be like you're losing part of yourself.

SPEAKER_05 48:25

Oh, 100%.

SPEAKER_01 48:26

Like, oh my God. Like, and she gave a good, she gave a good sad guttural cry. She does. She's like, and he was like, Rose, don't even think about it. Because she like has like an emotion to like r retaliate. And he's like, yeah, no. And she's like, Yeah, you're right. That would be stupid.

SPEAKER_05 48:41

Yep. Because you would get it. Or you'd end up like him.

SPEAKER_01 48:43

Yeah, you would just die.

SPEAKER_05 48:44

So it's like, well, like I gave you your pardon. And so you aceed it.

SPEAKER_01 48:49

Yeah. And Elena's like, you know, because he's gonna take Elena. And she's like, Well, what about the moonstone? She's frantic. She's thinking of ways out of this situation. She's like, I'm gonna give him up with something. Moonstone. He's like, How do you know about that? She's like, I know where it is. But you and he's like, you can tell me. And she he's like, he's like, Are you negotiating with me?

SPEAKER_05 49:05

Yeah, it was so cute.

SPEAKER_01 49:07

I was like, so good. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_05 49:10

And so he rips off her neck.

SPEAKER_01 49:11

Yeah, he's like, What is this around your neck? I'm gonna take it. So you're being me right now. You're imitating me. Um, so she he she he rips the necklace off of her.

SPEAKER_02 49:26

Sorry guys.

SPEAKER_01 49:26

Um anyway, so um, yeah, Rose is like, this is the first I've heard about it, dude. Like, I don't know what's going on. I just grabbed her, okay? That's all I'm doing here.

SPEAKER_00 49:35

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 49:36

And so he takes the revain off, and then Elena discloses, obviously through compulsion, that it's with Catherine in the tomb. Yep. And that sucks for her. No more leverage. Nope. Um, because you know, he can do what he wants to do. But anyway, they hear some zippy zippy zippy zippy zippy zappy zippy. So there's vamping about yes, and he's like, Who else is here? And Rosa's like, I don't, I straight up don't know.

SPEAKER_05 49:59

She's like, literally, I have no idea. She's like, This was not my plan. My plan, her.

SPEAKER_01 50:05

My plan, get her, get you here, get out. I don't have anybody else here. I promise. Swear, cross my heart. Please don't hurt me. And I'm also sad right now. I'm in shock. Um, yeah, and so they kind of move out of the room, and then Elena gets grabbed, and Stefan like pushes her against a wall and like shishes her really close to her face. It's so hot.

SPEAKER_05 50:27

You guys, it's basically porn at this point. Like, come on. It is just disrespectful.

SPEAKER_01 50:33

It's so disrespectful.

SPEAKER_05 50:34

God, he's so hot. It's God.

SPEAKER_01 50:36

I know we're we're upset about it, especially with the hoodie. It's just hot. Like, what are we even saying to each other right now?

SPEAKER_05 50:45

I'm watching it and I'm like, I don't I the things that make me feel in my body, it just infuriates me. Absolute infuriation.

SPEAKER_01 50:53

Yep. He's definitely one of my biggest fictional crushes of all time. Same.

SPEAKER_05 50:56

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 50:57

I'm like obsessed with him. Anyway, so Elijah, also being sexiest book, is down there going, like, uh, you can't hide from me. I want the girl, I'm gonna get the girls. So all literally heads are gonna roll. Like the yeah, yeah, yeah is up in the showcase. So I'm gonna need y'all to give me your heads all roll. Anyway, so Elena comes out onto the staircase in the upper part of it, and she's looking at him and she's like, I'll come with you, just don't hurt my friends. And then grenade.

SPEAKER_05 51:23

She throws one of the Ravane grenades at him.

SPEAKER_01 51:26

Yeah, and then he's like, What the fuck? And he's like screaming, and then Stefan comes out, oh, with that little like stake shooter thing. Yeah, and he's just shooting. And he couldn't be hotter if he tried. And uh Elijah's just like taking it like this is fine.

SPEAKER_05 51:41

Yeah, like you guys, this is nothing.

SPEAKER_01 51:44

Yeah, but then Stefan, as he's shooting, he tackles him and they roll down the staircase. And then Damon comes in and pins him aga Elijah against the wall and stakes him with a coat rack thing.

SPEAKER_05 51:54

A wooden coat rack. And he dies.

SPEAKER_01 51:58

And he dies. Elijah died really quick. Which by our reactions of Elijah, you know that um that's not gonna last. Obviously. But they think he's dead. Yes, they think that. And Rose thinks it too. And Rose is like, hey, and and Elena says, Hey, please just let her go. Like, she's fine. Like Elena recognizes what happened and that Rose isn't bad. She was doing it for self-preservation. She's not like a bad person. What she's doing is bad, but she's not like a bad person. So she's like, Don't just let's go. Let's go.

SPEAKER_05 52:26

Everyone goes to your seats.

SPEAKER_01 52:27

And she does run down to Stefan and gives him this beautiful hug, and he's like, Are you okay? And he's so concerned and sweet and amazing. And then they steal the Stelena moment to give a little bit of a Delena people stuff. And I'm like, Oh my god. Stop taking their moments, stop making Stellena moments, any kind of Delena moment.

SPEAKER_05 52:44

It pisses me off. I really don't like it.

SPEAKER_01 52:46

She like looks up and like looks at Damon and mouths, thank you.

SPEAKER_05 52:49

And he says, You're welcome.

SPEAKER_01 52:51

Why are you staring at Damon? I'm fine.

SPEAKER_05 52:53

Seriously, when you got all that man candy in your arms, like what are you doing?

SPEAKER_01 52:58

What are you doing?

SPEAKER_05 52:58

You have a man here who sacrificed his I literally wouldn't be able to see anybody but him. People would talk to me and be like, I don't, you don't have a face.

SPEAKER_01 53:07

You're a lamp.

SPEAKER_05 53:08

Yeah. You're a lamp.

SPEAKER_01 53:11

That's what you are now. So because I'm with this honka man.

SPEAKER_05 53:16

This angel from God.

SPEAKER_01 53:17

I mean for fucking serious. For fucking serious.

SPEAKER_05 53:21

Chiseled to perfection. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 53:23

Okay, I'm fine. Everybody's fine. We're all relaxed. We're chill. Everybody thinks we're chill.

SPEAKER_05 53:27

No one's concerned about our mental health. No.

SPEAKER_01 53:30

Surrounding our obsession with Stephens Salvador.

SPEAKER_05 53:32

We're fully functional adults.

SPEAKER_01 53:34

I just don't take their moments. I don't know. I know we have strong Stelena moments without Damon in them, obviously.

SPEAKER_05 53:39

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 53:40

But they really start pushing the love triangle angle and I'm over it.

SPEAKER_05 53:44

I'm over it as well.

SPEAKER_01 53:45

Anyway, so Jeremy is home and Elena comes in and and she hugs Bonnie and she hugs Jeremy and the hug her and her brother have is so sweet and wonderful. And I'm like, yeah, I remember Damon killed him. Remember that time?

SPEAKER_05 53:57

Yeah, when you were just googly eyeing him, but remember he killed your brother?

SPEAKER_01 54:00

Remember when he did that? Do you remember?

SPEAKER_05 54:02

Because I do, bitch.

SPEAKER_01 54:03

Everybody's remembering. Okay. Anyway, um, Damon's drinking uh some whiskey, some bourbon. Whiskey. And he's like, Well, where's Elena? And Stefan's like, she's at home, she wanted to be with her brother, so she stayed with Jeremy, and I'm gonna respect that because I'm a sweet angel pancake. Yep. And anyway, um, they learned more about the curse because Elena told him what she learned.

SPEAKER_03 54:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:26

And so Stefan's like, hey, listen, Damon, we can't be fighting actually. This is we need each other. This isn't gonna work out. Um, because if we're fighting each other, we need to be fighting this, not us. And winter is coming. Winter is coming. And he's not wrong. Like, I I don't know. I I just feel like when you're in these situations like life or death, every little trivial thing stops mattering as much. It's like last time I was saying, like fictional men, like it's like, okay, well, when you're married in the regular world and your worries are lower and you have like stability, you have you know a roof over your head, you can pay for your groceries, you're gonna worry about things that are trivial more often than if you're like, um, you know, survival or survival is survival. Yeah. So he's like, that's where we need to be, yeah. Right now, none of this, none of this other stuff matters.

SPEAKER_05 55:23

So frivolous. Like, shit's about to go down, and we need to be on the same team right now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:28

And so in that vein, he tells him he's sorry. He apologized. He's like, I've never said this to you. I should have. I need to say it. You need to hear it. I'm really sorry for making you turn. I didn't want to be alone, and I needed my brother.

SPEAKER_05 55:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:40

So everybody that bitches about Stefan doing that, yes, it's not cool, but it's also like, come on.

SPEAKER_05 55:45

Also, he took accountability.

SPEAKER_01 55:46

So he takes accountability, he feels fucking bad about it. He wanted his, he's a little brother, he wanted his big brother. Yeah. And he also didn't force him technically. He enticed him strongly.

SPEAKER_03 55:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:56

Okay. I realize that there's a there's a fine line there, but it's it's just like Damon made his choices, and also he like clearly likes being a vampire right now. Like fine.

SPEAKER_05 56:06

Also, if he wanted to end it, he could have ended it.

SPEAKER_01 56:08

And in that episode, that we find that out that that happened, Damon expresses that's that not why he's mad. That's not why he's mad. No, he's mad that Catherine turned Stefan.

SPEAKER_05 56:17

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 56:18

He's not mad that he turned. He expressed it, he said it himself in that episode in season one. So I'm just saying. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 56:25

You're not wrong. She's not wrong.

SPEAKER_01 56:27

Um anyway. Caroline and Tyler having a drink. She's like, Alcohol helps.

SPEAKER_05 56:31

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 56:31

Soot the cravings. He's like, I'm on fire. And she's like, but it's not me. I'm like definitely cold because I'm dead. And he's like a wolf, so he's like really hot, which I already know because of Jacob Black. So you know, wolves be running hot, vampires be cold.

SPEAKER_05 56:46

And mammals.

SPEAKER_01 56:47

Um, yeah, I guess, yeah. So, and and they both are very emotional. She's talking about being heightened, how she was heightened, and Tyler's like, Oh, yeah, same. Which, yeah, his is mostly like very angry. Yeah. He's got a lot of the anger.

SPEAKER_05 56:57

Sure does.

SPEAKER_01 56:58

And he's asking questions, which is, you know, you know, reasonable. Yeah. He's like, So who else is a vampire? Like you? Like, how are you even a vampire? Like, oh, and she's like, Oh, it's just a long story. Um, we'll get into it later. But it's just me. Nobody else is a vampire, just me.

SPEAKER_05 57:11

But just me.

SPEAKER_01 57:12

Don't even worry about it.

SPEAKER_05 57:13

But also just me.

SPEAKER_01 57:14

And then she asks him, or is there any more people like you? And he's like, Well, yeah, just me. Well, and my uncle. But he left. And I'm like, he's so honest because he wants to, he wants to commend commensurate. He wants to like have this bond and have someone to turn to with these crazy ass things he's learning about. Yeah. And he's not getting it because she can't say anything. So she has to lie, which is really sad for him and for her.

SPEAKER_03 57:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:37

It's a really shitty situation because you should be bonding. You should be able to like be like, let's share this burden together of the fucking crazy ass shit that we've just currently, very recently learned about and that's changed within ourselves. Yeah. But no, we can't talk about it.

unknown 57:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 57:53

You totally cannot kill me with your bite. So don't even think about it.

SPEAKER_01 57:57

Don't even don't even think about it. You can't hurt me. I can't happen. I can hurt you. I'm stronger, remember? Remember how I'm stronger? Fine. Anyway, so Stefan's at home being sexy as fuck. And zip-zap. Vamp, vamp, vamp, zip, zip-ide, zap-di. And then Rose is there in the colour boarding house. And she's like, I'm not here to hurt you. Lexi told me about you.

SPEAKER_05 58:21

How is she allowed to get in?

SPEAKER_01 58:22

Because you just can. There's nobody that owns the house. Zach died. Uncle nephew Zach, he died. So vampires can just walk in. I thought they did. Nope. Nope. Vampires can just come on in. And um he's like, wait, you know Lexi? She's like, Yeah, she said you were one of the good ones. So here I am. And he's like, I can't like how I can't like help you. Yeah. And she's like, Well, I can help you.

SPEAKER_03 58:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:49

So I'm here to help because I my whole life just got blown up. Like, yes, I'm free, but my best friend and my family just got murdered. So I have nowhere to fucking go.

SPEAKER_05 58:58

Also, after I kidnapped your girlfriend, she like let me go.

SPEAKER_01 59:02

So yeah. So I'm just saying, like, come on. And um, she kind of talks to him about um she's like Elizabeth. People are gonna be coming for Elena, the originals. And he's like Elijah's dead. Yeah. But um It's Klaus. We get it. She's not his name of the fuckers.

SPEAKER_02 59:25

Ugh.

SPEAKER_01 59:26

Everybody's doing it for Klaus. Everybody's doing it for Klaus. All of this is happening for Klaus. Yeah, bitches, bitches and hoes. Okay, sorry, I'm fine.

SPEAKER_05 59:34

I am his bitch and hoe, that's for sure.

SPEAKER_01 59:36

Straight fucking up. Everything's fine.

SPEAKER_05 59:39

Name dropped though. We're getting there, guys. We're getting there. We're getting there.

SPEAKER_01 59:42

We're gonna talk about him now. He's gonna be something we can actually talk about, and we don't just bring up for no reason.

SPEAKER_00 59:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:46

Okay, so anyway, Elena's getting ready for bed, and Damon's in her room. He's holding her Vervain necklace that Stefan gave her, and she's like, Oh, I thought that was lost. He's like, I have it, but I want to tell you something. And she's like, Why can't I have my necklace though? Like, why can't I have that one?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:01

Why can't you tell me with my necklace on?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:03

Yeah, so I'm a little concerned. Anyway, he says that he's gonna say something more selfish than he's ever said, and been more selfish than he's ever been, and that he's in love with her, but Stefan's the right guy for her, and he's not wrong, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:19

And then makes her forget all of it.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:21

Yeah, he's like, I wish you didn't have to forget this, but you do. And it's like a very romantic Delena scene. I get it. It is, but it and I do feel like good. Yes, he erased her memory. Yes. So, but he's already tried to kiss the girl. Kiss the girl, sorry. Anyway, whoa, whoa. Um, so he's already done, he's already overstepped. So it's good he's pulling back. I can respect that. He does he feels the need for himself to tell her that out loud, but he does take it away from her brain, so that's good because yeah, it is selfish, it's incredibly selfish. The way he reacts in this whole situation, in this whole triangle is incredibly selfish. So self. I'm like, you're not being a good brother or friend.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:02

Nope.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:02

But he's like, I don't deserve you, and my brother does. I'm like, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:05

Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:07

I know you you try to redeem yourself, you do things to try and be better, but it's not your place to try and be better for your boyfriend, your boyfriend, your brother's girlfriend. It's not your place. Nope. You're not going to improve for someone that's already fucking taken by someone you're supposed to love and respect. Your brother.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:22

Fucking preach, but be better for you.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:25

Be a better person for you. Yep, and then guess what? And let the children fall with Amen.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:29

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:29

I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:30

Fucking amen.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:31

I'm just saying. Okay. Anyway, the end of the episode hasn't happened yet. One more thing. Um, we see Elijah, he's pinned against the wall with a stake in his heart, and then he starts to become ungray and veiny as they look when they've desiccated. And he pulls the um stake out of his chest, and he's just still fully alive after having been.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:49

Classy as fuck.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:50

Classy as fuck. Always classy as fuck. And then we're like, oh, you can't kill him with staking him with wood? Well, okay. Uh-oh. This guy's fucking strong and scary. You're right, right.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:01

You guys, we did it. Episode. I'm so excited we're finally here to like the original like storyline. I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:11

Oh, same.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:12

You guys, this is where it starts getting real good.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:15

It does.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:16

It starts getting real good right now, and I'm excited for us to get there. What's our name count? We didn't have a lot this season.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:23

No, she barely, she barely said them. Yeah. She said Stephon once. Wow. So we're at 192.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:28

We're almost there, damn.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:30

Damn in, we got three. So we're at 96.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:33

We're dragging. Who's gonna make 200 first?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:35

Who's gonna make 100 first? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:37

It's dragon.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:37

It's dragon. So there was barely any pickup on that this week, which is fine. Yeah. So this is the thing we said we were gonna do last week. Um I wrote some names down for us. Smash or pass.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:48

Okay, let's do it.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:49

Now I thought about this, and we can debate them, but I was thinking strictly character driven, okay, not actor. You can say if you would smash actor, but no, but like I think it should be based on characters.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:01

Let's just do character.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:02

Okay, first, Jeremy.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:04

Oh my god, smashing all day.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:05

Pass. He's hot, obviously. He's hot. Smash Steve. Steven. Yeah. That's his name. Um pass, Jeremy. I can't. Okay. I believe you. I think you'd be like, you're hot enough. I don't care your personality and waving some time. Yep. Tyler.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:23

Pass. Yeah. Hard pass for Tyler.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:27

Damon. Smash. Smash. Smash all day.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:30

Both. Oh, both. Both.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:31

Actor. And character.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:34

Kai. Smash. Pass.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:40

I'd kind of be into his crazy. I'd kind of like to see what kind of crazy he pulls.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:45

I mean, yeah, what are you doing, Bad Sark? Yeah, like in the movie fun. See, he's handsome, that actor. Smash actor. Smash actor. Um, but he's a literal psychopath who killed children, so I can't smash. I just can't.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:58

Yeah, I forgot about that part. I forgot.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:03

I forgot about I forgot about how actually terrible he is.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:06

Yeah, okay. I'm gonna pass. I'm gonna pass. I'm gonna pass. I'm gonna pass.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:09

Listen, I get it. He's cute. And he's funny.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:11

No, but I just like I think it would be the funny and like what kind of crazy shit does he? Like, what kind of crazy?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:15

Yeah, if he wasn't a murderer, fine.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:18

I mean, I know Damon's a murderer. You get it. Everybody, you get it. Everyone's it's a different kind. Okay, Silas.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:25

Pass.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:26

Smash. I'm into him. I think he's funny. And he's very loyal to his girl. He like loves her. I'm into that.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:33

Yeah, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:35

I'm into how much he loves her. I'm like, that's sexy. Okay. Eternal love. Okay. Matt.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:43

Smash.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:45

I have to think about this. Why did I smash Matt?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:48

Overall, he's a good guy. And I'm not sure. He's a good guy.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:51

He's a good friend. I'm just like he's a boyfriend. I'm not into it. But he is cute. His voice is very appealing to me. Like the way he speaks, he should be like a voice actor. Um Smash.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:04

Smash. Okay, I know your answer for this. Finn.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:10

Why'd you even ask me?

unknown 1:05:13

People want to know.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:14

With disrespect. They do not. They already know the answer is hell fucking pass.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:18

You're a pass 10 times. Yeah. Listen.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:21

Hardest, easiest pass.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:23

He's boring. Okay. But maybe if I got a few shots in him, his jawline? I would smash. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I think I would smash. This one, I'm curious. Cole. The thought-provoking questions, you guys. We're here for the really tough questions.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:46

I'm gonna pass. I'm gonna pass. He's a little too whiny and bitchy.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:50

Yeah, I'm not into Cole. Yeah. I know a lot of people are. I'm not into it.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:53

Like, I love how much he likes loves stupid, awful actress Davina. Um, but he's so Fucking annoying.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:01

So Yeah, no, I'm not I'm not into him. I'm not. I just can't. I can't get on board.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:05

That's a pass.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:05

This is fast. This is the fastest we've ever answered a question. Stefan. Why are we both doing P? Why did we both do that? We meant smash.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:15

Hardest smash.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:16

Hardest mashed everyone.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:18

Hardest smash. We just got nervous to think about smashing them. Just kidding. Easiest ever. Everyone's like, what the fuck? Hold up.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:30

Like, I'm pretty sure this is the I Love Stefan podcast. How the fuck does that mean? No.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:34

Easiest, hardest, deepest smash in my life.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:38

You don't have to ask. Do you guys want? Yes. What if he's in a yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:42

My clothes are already off.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:43

Yeah, what do you mean?

SPEAKER_05 1:06:44

I don't know what you mean.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:44

What the fuck are you talking about? Elijah. Smash.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:48

So smashing. Smashing all day.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:50

All day.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:52

All day, son.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:53

Alaric.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:58

I'd smash.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:59

I'd smash too. He's a dignified teacher. I'm like, I'm not mad at it. Yeah. I'm not mad at it. Enzo. Smash.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:08

Smash me all day, baby.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:10

Okay, ready for another quick one that we hopefully won't fuck up. Klaus. Smash!

SPEAKER_05 1:07:15

Smash! Smash!

SPEAKER_01 1:07:18

I love that we both were singing.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:20

Smash of my life.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:22

Oh my god. I tell you, I tell you what. That's the love triangle for me, is Stefan and Klaus. I'd be like, I don't know who to choose.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:30

I can't handle it.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:32

Ready for another easy one?

SPEAKER_05 1:07:34

Let's hear it.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:35

John.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:36

Pass. Hardest pass.

unknown 1:07:37

Pass.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:38

Such an easy pass.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:39

Mason.

unknown 1:07:42

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:45

I'd smash because like it's like I can see him being like a fun, like I met him at a bar and like we hooked up. He was a good time.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:51

He's a nice enough guy, too. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:52

He's cute. Yeah, he's cute.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:54

He's not ugly, but like surfers, chilling.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:56

You're in a bar. Yeah, that's the vibe.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:59

Oh my god, I see him and I'm like smash. Like, no. But if the vibe's right and Mason's funny and cool, yeah, I'm down.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:05

Mayor Lockwood. Pass. Luca, because he's coming into the episode soon. The witch, the witch that Bonnie's watching.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:13

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:15

Pass for me. I'm not into him. Yeah, but a big thing. He's weird. Yeah. He's weird. I don't like him.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:24

Yeah, pass.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:25

Alright, last one, just in honor of his memory. Uncle Nephew Zach.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:29

Oh, pass.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:30

I would have smashed. I think he's cute.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:34

No, that's a pass for me. I don't have enough. I don't know him enough.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:37

He was only in five episodes.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:38

That's exactly. I don't know him enough.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:39

He was nice in the episodes he was in.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:41

He was nice, but like I don't know him enough.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:44

I understand. I understand. But anyways, we did it.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:46

We did it. That was fun. I'm glad you remember that.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:50

Little game.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:51

What was uh your least smoking?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:53

Oh yeah, my favorite part of the episode.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:55

And least.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:56

Oh, my favorite part of the episode is probably the introduction of Elijah meeting Elena. Same. I think that was my favorite part.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:03

That's my favorite too.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:05

It's a good part. Least favorite part. Is there any cringe stuff or was it just sad?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:15

Well it's just sad, man.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:16

I think the sad, yeah, because there was nothing in there that made me go, oh, this is stupid.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:20

Um, I think it would be Trevor.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:22

It doesn't say the same thing, yeah. Or in the yeah, we're same Z for today.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:26

I mean, he's been sad and running for 500 years. Cut the guy a break, Elijah. But no. There was hope.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:30

Cut him a break for sure.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:31

Yeah, in that in that week!

SPEAKER_02 1:09:33

Oh anyway.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:36

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SPEAKER_05 1:09:57

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SPEAKER_01 1:10:00

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SPEAKER_01 1:10:21

Yeah, see you next week. Bye.